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I’m so happy for the rebirth of the RedrawReigen thing!

actualaster:
“ mhalachai:
“ thoughtsyouread:
“this is a strip club in vancouver.
”
to clarify, David Duchovny is banned from the No. 5 Orange strip club for comments he made in the late 90s about Vancouver’s  crappy  weather, not for behavior that...

this is a strip club in vancouver.

to clarify, David Duchovny is banned from the No. 5 Orange strip club for comments he made in the late 90s about Vancouver’s crappy weather, not for  behavior that normally gets one banned from a strip club. 

This is even better with context

pancakeke:
“ birdantlers:
“Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’
”
can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls
”

Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls

you know, it is not very often that I see a gif and experience this strong a desire to put my hand into it.

been having a lot of fun on twitter 

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more things i’ve discovered after 2 years of raising garden snails:

- they will wiggle their eye stalks in excitement
- they have favorite places to sleep and favorite friends to sleep with
- they’re good for your skin so let them run around on ur face!!!
- they can feel their shells, which means they can feel u pet them (pet gently!!)
- u can help a snail with a broken shell by giving it eggshells or cuttlebones to scrape (the calcium helps them patch up!)
- they like a change of scenery and will explore all day if u change something
- absolute cuddle bugs. love to snuggle with u, with friends, with dirt
- u can hear them chew!! listen closely when u feed them….. asmr
- as distinct as snowflakes, every single one is different!! i can tell all of my snails apart easily
- babies. absolute baby children
- speaking of babies, baby garden snails are no bigger than raindrops and translucent… delicate!! keep in a separate enclosure until they’re bigger!! baby jail!!!
- some snails are shy……… kiss them. they are important

This is so sweet and I absolutely didn’t know I needed this till now

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Gay: Activate

Comic from last month on Patreon…..pls come support my memes..

2aminmyworld:
“ fakehistory:
“The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891
”
finally some good fucking historical accuracy
”

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

tumblr text posts but its resun