I’m so happy for the rebirth of the RedrawReigen thing!
I’m so happy for the rebirth of the RedrawReigen thing!

this is a strip club in vancouver.
to clarify, David Duchovny is banned from the No. 5 Orange strip club for comments he made in the late 90s about Vancouver’s crappy weather, not for behavior that normally gets one banned from a strip club.
This is even better with context

Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’
can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls
you know, it is not very often that I see a gif and experience this strong a desire to put my hand into it.
been having a lot of fun on twitter

- they will wiggle their eye stalks in excitement
- they have favorite places to sleep and favorite friends to sleep with
- they’re good for your skin so let them run around on ur face!!!
- they can feel their shells, which means they can feel u pet them (pet gently!!)
- u can help a snail with a broken shell by giving it eggshells or cuttlebones to scrape (the calcium helps them patch up!)
- they like a change of scenery and will explore all day if u change something
- absolute cuddle bugs. love to snuggle with u, with friends, with dirt
- u can hear them chew!! listen closely when u feed them….. asmr
- as distinct as snowflakes, every single one is different!! i can tell all of my snails apart easily
- babies. absolute baby children
- speaking of babies, baby garden snails are no bigger than raindrops and translucent… delicate!! keep in a separate enclosure until they’re bigger!! baby jail!!!
- some snails are shy……… kiss them. they are important
This is so sweet and I absolutely didn’t know I needed this till now
Gay: Activate
Comic from last month on Patreon…..pls come support my memes..

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891
finally some good fucking historical accuracy
tumblr text posts but its resun